You actually came all this way just to know more about me? I'm touched. No, really, I am. Ask anyone that has known me for more than 5 minutes.

What's to know?

Well, most of my life is far too boring to describe (and the bits that aren't, I'm not telling you about!) so I won't. Imagine if you will a life of sheer hedonism instead (I know I do).

As for me, I'm allegedly a Goth, although I have to confess my main goth-scoring point is being so optimistic, it's depressing. (I'm not perky, damnit!) Along with bashing bits of metal, and getting up to my elbows in plaster, I sometimes write poetry and short stories. I occasionally play an online game called Magestorm, I'm kind to cats (I'm very well trained, just ask my two), mean to kids, I drink, smoke and don't always eat my greens. 

Still here?

Bloody hell, you're persistent! I'm not sure you'd class this as a reward though! Still, it comes in handy for keeping kids away from the fire.